Fricken Mind Control!
The guys over at Emotiv Systems have made a giant step toward a brave new neurally controlled world. Not only is this thing stylish enough for even the most formal occasions, it can read your mind too! One major hurdle remains for the Emotiv team. There are unconfirmed reports that the device cannot comprehend the infinitely complex mingling of inane babble and twisted logic present in the female psyche. For years scientists have been perplexed by the minds of women. So, it should come as no surprise that the first generation of mind reading devices lack the patience to deal with the female mind. Rumor also has it that the second generation will feature an integrated retro-encabulator!
3 years ago