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Guest Editor Matt H. writes in to tell us about his passion for unhealthy food in a segment that we like to call, What’s Holmes Holmesen’ for? A ROCKIE DOG Now, I know the long history of this blog has centered around technology and Jaouen fighting “the man”.  However, I feel the need to bring my first post back to something that I know more about…unhealthy food!  In addition, for all of you out there (mostly just Jaouen) who will complain that this does not fit into the spirit of this blog I have a couple of things to say.  First, Fuck you…I can write about whatever topic I choose.  Second, what can be more technologically advanced than a combination of random pig parts shoved into a casing and topped with soggy peppers and onions?  So, in honor of Opening Day and the inevitable mustard stain on my pants I honor thee…the perfection that is the Rockie Dog.  Plus, look how happy this woman is after having one!

Guest Editor Matt H. writes in to tell us about his passion for unhealthy food in a segment that we like to call, What’s Holmes Holmesen’ for? 

A ROCKIE DOG

Now, I know the long history of this blog has centered around technology and Jaouen fighting “the man”.  However, I feel the need to bring my first post back to something that I know more about…unhealthy food!  In addition, for all of you out there (mostly just Jaouen) who will complain that this does not fit into the spirit of this blog I have a couple of things to say.  First, Fuck you…I can write about whatever topic I choose.  Second, what can be more technologically advanced than a combination of random pig parts shoved into a casing and topped with soggy peppers and onions?  So, in honor of Opening Day and the inevitable mustard stain on my pants I honor thee…the perfection that is the Rockie Dog.  Plus, look how happy this woman is after having one!


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